Glen Johnson and Laura Welcome A Baby Boy

We’ve always had an acute interest in the offspring of Liverpool’s Glen Johnson, especially since his baby momma’s name and identity eluded us for some time.

While he’s been papped stroller striding and carrying kids that we not-so-secretly fawned over, we were pleasantly surprised to learn that his “partner” Laura just gave birth to a baby boy!

Details are vague as GJ tends to keep his personal goods private. And probably because his club had the honour of first reporting the couple’s bundle of joy – a job best saved for stork-stalkers like ourselves. As a make good for the lack of info, we leave you with what little we can confirm about Mr. Johnson: he has great abs.

To recap, Fernando Torres and Glen Johnson have graciously donated the skillz of their newborn sons to start up Liverpool Babybitcher FC, with Pepe Reina (and us) waiting in the wings to (hopefully) cap off the team’s cheer squad with a fourth girl? That sound about right, Kickettes?