Michael and Lisa Carrick Welcome Baby Jacey

The level of gorgeous in the Carrick household has just gone up a notch.

As was first reported by World of MUFC, Michael Carrick’s wife, Lisa, gave birth to 8lb 8oz baby boy Jacey last Friday.

Though we’ve yet to see the bundle of snuggles, we’re just going with the odds that this baby is Mary Poppins levesl of “practically perfect in every way” – look at the rest of them. Jacey joins his cute big sister Louise. Congrats to all!

Bonus: Michael gave us all a quick look at his baby-makin’ parts on Sunday. Shame about the briefs though. We’d like to take this opportunity to advocate for the overzealous tucking in of the jersey. Since we’re still trying to bring the amazing Serie A tradition of removing your entire kit post-match to footy leagues all around the world, we’ll settle for this from the EPL for now. Unless you’re Michael Dawson.